“You are not half. You are a whole soul living in a divided world. “
There Is No Such Thing as Half
by Joanna Brooks
What comes out when a Mormon and a Jew raise a kid?
. .You are a body spun from ancient dust and ancient water; you are the glorious hope of legions of ancestors who lived poor and died ugly; you are a soul realized in the temple of my hipbones. You are what we all are: composite, recycled. You are what we all become someday: the sum of a series of accidents and choices. A lovely mess, that’s you. Sanctify yourself with righteous words and deeds, and you will have nothing to worry about.
Or you could do it the way bible-thumping bigoted Republican operatives do. You’re Jewish honey, so that means God made you a penny-pincher. Don’t worry, that’s a GOOD thing on our side!