Jesus Flashcards in the Cafeteria: Back to School with FavD

20 09 2007

Favorite Daughter met some nice Mormons recruiting on campus today.

There are a lot of tables in the Student Union of my community college, especially at the beginning of a new year.

To the left of the door is a gentleman in fatigues, attempting to recruit me to the Army; to the right of the door is a lady in fatigues, trying to recruit me to the National Guard; by the back door is a woman in a crisp suit attempting to recruit me to the Bank of America.

I have learned that it is best not to make eye contact with any of these people, lest they lavish you with gifts of free key chains, pencils, and checking accounts, all while asking you penetrating questions along the lines of, “Would you like to take a test to determine your eligibility to join our bank/army?”, (oddly, everyone seems to pass) and “Would you like our bank/army to pay for your college education? All we’d need is your soul!”

But never, in all my days, have I seen Mormons recruiting in the Student Union. . .

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20 09 2007
Nance Confer

I’m just happy your always-unschooled daughter was properly “socialized” and knows when to avoid eye contact! 🙂

Nance

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