Palin Demons Have Possessed the Pope! See His New Naughty Monkey Double Dare Red-Hot Pumps!

3 09 2010

Twins separated before birth as some sort of cosmic joke? Or is it part of some serious divine plan to demonstrate once and for all, that we humans can’t hope to make sense of this world, much less the next?

Not only is he suddenly sporting her shoes now, but they both believe in demons and and exorcisms and witch-hunting. Plus, just as she does for her most overtly bigoted and ignorant (bignorant? lol) public appearances, he’s literally “dressed” all in white! (And so help me FSM, if he’s also wearing Sarah Palin’s favorite freeloader Spanx underneath his white dress, it better not make the news, not with close-up art anyway!)

Whose story can possibly pack more power than his? He’s already a world leader (of Inseparable Church and State) and so his pipeline to god’s will must be superior to hers, and yet — these pictures aren’t photoshopped. Taken literally in the context above, they surely prove He is now deferring to Her.

And RUSSIA is involved, gasp! Seeing it from your house is funny ha-ha but it’s not funny to plot unity with it, in some creepy Christian world takeover plot exposed here.

Lynn, Lynn, what does this MEAN?? What were those signs of the apocalypse again? I’m afraid . . .

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3 09 2010
JJ

Here’s the cover story to keep us blissfully unaware until the sky falls:

Pope Benedict always wears red shoes in public, even when protocol dictates otherwise.

4 09 2010
JJ

Gross paints Palin as an abusive, retaliatory figure with an extreme ability to lie.

“This is a person for whom there is no topic too small to lie about,” he said. “She lies about everything.”

Asked about Palin’s political future, Gross said it depends on what the media lets her get away with.

“If we decide to let her keep lying and getting away with it, she’s gonna still be around,” he said. “But if we start returning to the standard that a politician has to talk with people, and a politician has to tell the truth, then she’s outta here, because she can’t stand up to that.

Maybe it’s not fair to assume from outward appearance that the Pope is like Palin below the surface, down where demons dwell, delighting in “$3,000 worth of underwear (including many Spanx girdles)” — can we tell by their outer garments who is holier where it counts, worth more attention and respect as leaders with ACTUAL convictions, values and responsibilities to the rest of us?

We don’t know either of them personally of course, so if appearances mislead, we need to go by what we CAN know of their deeper magic as human beings, what’s underneath:

Her prudish and self-righteous hysteria . . . completely missed the deeper magic (like Aslan versus the White Witch) — modesty, self-control, courage, family, compassion, civility, conflict resolution.

4 09 2010
Lynn

Lynn, Lynn, what does this MEAN?? What were those signs of the apocalypse again? I’m afraid . . .

Yes, it looks like his red shoes (symbolizing religious unity) are yet another indicator of the Pope’s pivotal role in the long-awaited One World Religion.

Coincidentally, I’ve authored a homeschool math unit study on the topic that is even more popular than my past posts on demons!

Homeschooling Math Got You Down?

4 09 2010
4 09 2010
JJ

Well, that suggests Sarah Palin might be involved without realizing the true depth of her sin — both Latin and mathematics are surely mysteries the depths of which she’s never plumbed. 😉

4 09 2010
JJ

What kind of minor character in the divine plan, would this Alaskan tea party candidate be then? Apparently “God” is funding his campaign, both directly and also indirectly through human puppets:

Greetings,

We don’t want to loose the momentumn of this great campaign!! We are going to get Joe Miller elected, it’s just that for reasons we don’t understand God wants us to have a waiting spell. 🙂 We need to be wise as serpents and gentle as doves, and keep the campaign uplifted in constant prayer.

In order for Joe to keep campaigning he needs funds. So far the Lord has always provided the money in this grass roots campaign, and this time God is going to use you to provide!

Love the spelling of lose as “loose” and particularly “momentumn” as if it were the word “autumn” btw . . . is God using these folks to teach his schoolchildren the basics, hope not. (FavD is in rehearsal for a spelling bee musical right now, so I’ve got spelling on the brain.)

5 09 2010
Lynn

“What kind of minor character in the divine plan, would this Alaskan tea party candidate be then?”

In a world of ruby red slippers, I’d guess Joe would be a flying monkey.

5 09 2010
JJ

Oh, maybe this does make some sense — a flying NAUGHTY monkey!

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