“Fear is not a good thing for relationships.”
Have you heard of celebrity Jessica Alba? Most young moms will have done, probably. Her fame hadn’t reached me though, until thanks to Nance and Deanne, I first caught her act this week.
She admits to locking her toddler in the bathroom with the lights off because “her previous methods weren’t scary enough to keep the tot from behaving badly.” But, she tries to justify the practice by saying:
I mean, we don’t believe in, like, spankings. Or like when I was a kid I used to get hot sauce in my mouth . . .
In her television-and-film stunted-story mind, that’s “creative discipline” rather than, like, creative abuse?
Like, no, let me see if I can talk your childish gibberish teevee language to help you pay attention so you can behave better than this. Here’s what it’s, like, really like: it’s like the oh-so-creepy choco-beast tv commercials where mom and dad in spooky darkness, purposely terrify their children all to warn them away from their dessert stash in the fridge.
Then they laugh and congratulate each other on their kids’ screams.
Alba is like, the perfect celebrity to star in those commercials, too bad she wasn’t cast! Did her agent not know, somehow never realized she’s been playing out that role at home in a self-produced sequel of her own poorly-parented childhood, for a captive (and I do mean captive) audience of one helpless and unlucky little girl?
I’m very strict with her. When it’s time for her to eat, whether she’s hollering or whatever, Read the rest of this entry »